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thefrogman:

Safely Endangered by Chris [website]

sanjayandcraig:

The funniest dude-snake duo to ever get their own TV show.

Sanjay and Craig, every Saturday at 10:30am/9:30c on Nick!

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you know what

definitely a boner.

fuck

You pigs.

Found the you know what

boner alert

I 100000%, wholehearted and fully believe in the existence of mermaids and until you searched the whole goddamn ocean, you can’t tell me otherwise.

justanotherrone:

i like you so much that it’s driving me crazy and i just don’t think this is what i want it to be and that sucks.

r-osyness:

✿ r-osyness ✿

pettyartist:

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.

Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.

• be thin
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• have a vagina
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit

serration:

detention:

im following back tons!!

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