balsambreath:

I thought of texting you
“good morning, I can’t sleep”
and then I remembered
that you are on a journey
which I am not a part of
and that’s okay
but
good morning
I can’t sleep

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undead-prowess:

drtanner:

gomi-chandesu:

thefoggygolem:

nekocat44:

toast-ranger-to-a-stranger:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

MILK.

DELIVERY.

Almost pissed myself laughing reading this addition holy shit

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s-o-u-t-h-o-f-h-e-a-v-e-n-69:

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